Nixon rates the Dems

Safire channels Nixon (via cellphone from purgatory): “Kerry can’t smile and Lieberman smiles too much. Gephardt has no eyebrows and Edwards comes across as tricky. Dean would be a godsend for us, blowing his cool in debate. Joe Biden would give Bush the most trouble, but he’s waiting too long. Gotta run to Keynes’s class. Where’s the damn button to turn this thing off?”