Happy Thanksgivingish thoughts

Ken Layne, one of my favorite Internets users, grinds out some great headlines in this week’s Sploid:

Pope bans musicals and apple martinis: Anybody who supports ‘gay culture’ unwelcome in the priesthood
Pardoned turkeys flying first class to Disney: Hunger kills 6M children a year
Secretsanta.com, Idaho: Another idiot town sells its naming rights to another stupid website
Sam, world’s ugliest dog, dead at 14