Busy forecasting the demise of professional media, AdAge columnist Bob Garfield had the best line in Wells Dunbar’s preview of SXSW panels on the (un)future of media. “I make a living criticizing TV commercials at a print publication. How fucked am I?” I was also happy my succinct summary of the situation — “The amount of content is expanding exponentially and the ad dollars aren’t” — made it into the story.

In the cheerful and snide spirit of Cluetrain, here’s the Suxorz deck from this year’s SXSW fully annotated and posted. (I’m running it big here so the text is legible.)

Here’s the Suxorz audio.

The most interesting discovery in updating the deck: since we publicly reamed KFC, they’ve dealt with their fired-employee/former-KFC-blogger problem by removing her post and unlinking her post. (And perhaps persuading her to take her blog down?)

Watch this video… if you dare.

Heading out for dinner in Austin. Looks like tons of great folks are in town.

Only ten days to go until the Suxorz panel at SXSW!

Social media abusers everywhere are quaking in their boots as Zadi Diaz, Jeff Jarvis, Mike Monello and Sarah Smith prepare to unleash their scorn and abuse.

Join the Suxorz Facebook group to contribute your stinkiest Suxorz nominees.